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Leaving deviantArtAfter a much prolonged break I return to you with some news you may or may not want to hear.
I am not leaving deviantart, but moving to a different account (haha fooled you guys)!
Purely out of distaste for everything uploaded to this account prior to a few months ago, I'm starting over with a fresh new slate, featuring a lot more writing and an actual backstory and full body references for all my characters! Drinks all around!
Things I'll also probably include:
- Theories: meaningless random overly complicated strings of theoretical thought processes about various movies, TV shows, games, books, the truth about the government, and more!
-Thinks: strings of information pulled kicking and screaming from my head and vomited onto the Internet
- More Fan Interaction: granted I have enough active fans that care
- Less Complaining: no promises
- More assholery!
- More made up words!
If you care enough to watch my new account for more artsy insanity, it can be found here: http://stitchesandth
Heads UpI'm not going to be doing much probably.
Unless anyone has any suggestions or requests,
I don't have much to do and I won't post much more until december is over
Happy Holidays and crap.
Yeah this one (oh guess what, I'm not dead)Put your playlist on shuffle and write down the first 10 songs you get:
Now take the first line from the first song, the second line from the second song, third line from the third song, etc. and put them in order below to make your scrambled poem.
I did the first line of every song.
I made a title. It is "Stray Little Captain Black, This is the Banana Boulevard of Fire OST"
1. Stray by Steve Conte
2. Little Black Submarines by The Black Keys
3. Captain Albert Alexander by Steam Powered Giraffe
4. Black Mission Goggles by Man Man
5. This is Halloween by Danny Elfman
6. The Way by Fastball
7. Banana Ghost by Man Man
8. Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day
9. Fire Fire by Steam Powered Giraffe
10. Coraline OST- Exploration
Little Black Submarines
When he was a boy
The sky is falling like a sock of cocaine in the ministry of information
Boys and girls of every age
They made up their minds
Please don't go and build a fence around your home
I walk a lonely road
I liked this oneEEVEE:iconeeveeplz:
[ ] You are cute (not really)
[x] You love to play (play what?)
[x] You don't like getting into fights (shmer)
[ ] You hate the darkness or you are afraid of it (oh HELL no)
[x] You have a best friend(s) forever (I know I have at least 1)
[x] You love your best friend(s) very much
[ ] You usually don't lie
[ ] You don't say bad words
[ ] Most people love you (if by love you mean despise then absolutely)
[ ] You are youngest of all your siblings
[ ] You like to wish upon a star
[x] You have a lots of stuffed animals (OH HEILLL YES)
[x] You can swim
[ ] You go to swimming pool at least one time a week
[ ] You hate the racism (I am a terrible person)
[ ] Someone has said that you are hot (a hot mess)
[ ] You are very social (AH HAHAHAHAHHAHA)
[ ] You don't spend more than 2 hours on the computer or TV
[/] You enjoy sleeping (we have a love/hate relationship)
[ ] You know most of you
WHO ARE YOU MOST LIKE?! :OJOURNAL MEMES
Please accept this as an apology for being shitty
[/] You hate yourself (as of late, no, but I wouldn't say 'hate' is the right word)
[x] One of your favourite colours is gray or black
 You have a friend that you're only friends with because you pity them
 You haven't heard the words "I love you" in over a month (:3)
[x] You like the piano
 Eye contact is hard
[/] You stutter (when I'm explaining something, nervous, or really happy)
[/] How can you be happy if you know everyone you love will be dead some day (well it's hard not to think about sometimes, but it doesn't drag me down too far)
[x] You're an asshole and god damn proud
[/] You find it funny when people are angry (depends on the people)
[/] Stupid people should be taken advantage of (depends if they're assholes)
 It's hard to make you mad
 You have a quarter collection
[x] Cats are far superior to any animal (hell yeah)
[x] When you're walking down the street you imagine a badas
Ai joorual meim aye StoulSTOLEN FROM :iconchibichibiwoofwoof:
1. Fill in the blanks with 15 of your characters.
2. Answer the questions as follows.
3. Tag 5 people
4. Charles von Viola III (my viola)
9. The Mechanic
11. Janus (from my comic series)
12. Hugh Pataro
13. Drew (my backpack)
14. Edgar (also from my comic series)
15. Merlzi (my bord)
1. Would you rather go on a date with 5 (Grayson) or 12 (Hugh Pataro)?
Hugh Pataro. And so much more~
2. A man wearing a thong and boxers on his head comes up to 8 (Lionus) and demands their money.
*sets him on fire and eats him*
3. 6(Logan)comes home and finds that 2(Captain) has broken into their house and is stealing their possessions. What happens?
Logan doesn't have a house smart one.
4. Would 13(Drew) ever have sex with 9(The Mechanic)?
LOL I TOTALLY SHIP IT XD
And no they'd both be too shy to do anything
5. What would 5(Grayson) a
AJ ADVENTURESSo this is just a quick helpful note, below I'm eventually going to post all the adventures, but for now it's just these.
Below are some facts about each one, I'll be posting more once I finish them:
Time: Half an hour
Courage earned: 380
Prizes: Beehive, banana tree, picnic chiar
ALL OF THESE ARE ESTIMATES, AS THEY DEPEND ON WHAT YOU DO AND IF YOU WATER PLANTS, KILL ALL THE PHANTOMS, ETC.
I found it.I found my theme song.
After years of searching I have sound a song that puts everything I have ever been and everything I ever will be into a melody with lyrics and shit.
REDEEMEDWhen I was in kindergarten all the way up through middle school when I had PE class, I SUCKED AT DODGEBALL.
I was so terrible I was the first one out literally EVERY TIME and half of the time I was pegged so hard because people hated me I ended up crying and everyone laughed and all that horror.
BUT TODAY. OH TODAY WAS GLORIOUS.
For some reason my fencing teacher deiced we should play dodgeball instead of fence.
The best event of the tournament goes as follows (besides pegging this kid I hate so hard his face was red "only below the jacket shots" OOPS. HAHAHAHA)
Me (gets pegged in the leg): ÅH KNULLA DIG!
Jim (my salt and pepper Hitler-moustaced coach who apparently understands Swedish): What did you say...?
Me: O_O" *makes pterodactyl noise and runs out of the room, only to return a few sectons later with a paper cup*
I HIT THEM SO HARD WHEN THEY CLOSE THIER EYES TONIGHT ALL THEY'LL SEE IS RUBBER BALLS FLYING TOWARDS THIER FACES.
UC-Logic tablet drivers + windows 8 walkthroughAlright this is a tutorial/walkthrough on how to get your tablet to work with windows 8 if it decides to be picky with certain software programs (like MyPaint 1.1 and FireAlpaca for me) SO HERE WE GO.
PLEASE READ THIS ENTIRE TUTORIAL BEFORE ACTUALLY DOING ANY OF THE STEPS. ALSO, IF YOU AREN'T HAVING ISSUES WITH YOUR TABLET(S) OR DRAWING SOFTWARE, IGNORE THIS.
Uninstall your current tablet's drivers. It will prompt you to restart, but don't do this yet.My tablet is a Monoprice Tablet. If you have a Huion, Turcom, Monoprice, or any other variation of UC-Logic tablet, download the latest drivers for your tablet model from your respective tablet's websites. DO NOT UNZIP/INSTALL THEM YET.
Go to the UC-Logic website, and download the Windows 8 drivers. Extract the contents of this folder. ("Driver 8" should be in the folder's name)Go to any folder in the "Driver 8" folder and look for a "WinTab32.dll" file. When you find one,
Devious Journal Entry漢字仮名フォント
SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASEcan u guys help me?i have a problem on google+ when I try to upload a profile pic or cover pic for my profile it will load then it will say it needs to be a JNP,PNG or GIF file an I've tried all my pics they wont work its so annoying! and when I look up pics and try them they still don't work so now all they pictures don't work?ugh please someone tell me how to fix this its pissing me off>-
Sollux Stories- Karkat X ReaderPlz enjoy this, made for everybody but mainly for my sis. *aerial97* Key: N= narrator KK= Karkat Y= you
N: On a ordinary day,a new troll came. She found the troll of her dreams and the troll of her dreams found the troll of HIS dreams. They decided that they were perfectly meant to be together and Karkat decided to propose to the troll of his dreams.
Y: Hey Karkat....
N: There was silence for a while and they both stared at each other.
Y: Wanna go do something fun?
KK: Like what?
N: The troll of his dreams was thinking........ it took a while for her to get an idea.
Y: How about a picnic?
KK: Sure I guess.
N: They packed and before they left, Karkat ran up to his room. He grabbed the new ring that he spent all his money on.He ran back downstairs and they both got in the car.
KK: Where are we having the picnic?
Y: How about over there? ( points to a lovely mountain near a long stream.)
KK: Sure! Fine with me.
N: They put a blanket on t
A message to valveA message to Valve
by Warcontroller13, 6 minutes, 37s ago
Journals / Personal
THE TRUTH OF THE THE PYRO (TF2)
by Warcontroller13, 3 days, 4 hours ago
Journals / Personal
the (TF2) pyro is the drunkard because he's a gay male & mental in youtu.be/z5eSNuQ8I2c - youtu.be/z5eSNuQ8I2c and burned alive by the Firebat / incompetent circus freak and the (TF2) Pyro now wants "REVENGE" .
Listening to: markiplier's soundtracks
Playing: videos games
FoldersOk it's been a while and I know I seem like a ghost but I never stop monitoring this group and come on.
Stop put everything in the "Featured folder" Come on it's not hard, you take your pic, find the folder it belongs in and put it there.
I hate sounding like I'm nip picking but I did make folders for a reason so I'm asking please use them.
That is all.
Tavros X reader lemon ~The pocky game~ Part.1
You sit alone on your made-for-three couch, the sound of the T.V being ignored, for the word 'bored' was running through your head. You jump to the beeping sound from your laptop, soon calming down, "who could that be?" you ask out loud to no one. Slowly rising off of your comfy throne, stretching like a cat, you lazy walk towards your chair, plopping down and opening your laptop
to find your crush, Tavros Nitram, pestering you. You squeal in delight, immediately opening the chat.
- adiosTroreador[AT] began trolling (chumHandle) [CH] -
CH: Sup Tav!
AT: oH! hI (y/n)!
AT: aRE yOU uHH,,,, dOING aNYTHING rIGHT nOW?
AT: iF yOU aRE tHEN tHATS uHH,, fINE I gUESS.
CH: Nah! What do you need? Do you wanna hang out?
AT: aCTUALLY tHATS wHAT i Was gOING tO aSK.
CH: Sure! I'd love to!
AT: cOOL! uHH,,, iLL sEE yOU aT mY pLACE tHEN?
CH: Yep! Ill bring some snacks.
AT: sEE yOU sOON! }:0)
- adiosTroreador[AT] ceased pestering (ChumHandle) [C
Series **UPDATE**Hey, so my Internet situation is really bad again. I can't connect for more than a few minutes. As well, the drawing program I've been using is pissing me off the point of no return. About forty minutes into the drawing it quits on me and I have to start the whole thing over. I've been doing that for the last three I can't take it anymore.
I literally bashed my head into the keyboard a few minutes ago and now I'm bleeding but that's beside the point.
So, because of this, the series will not be finished. I just can't keep it up anymore.I probably won't be posting too much either, it's a lot of work and frustration trying to push these out every day and I had no idea what I was thinking using the program I have (oh yeah you only have 5 layers and you can't save anything so I have to do it all in one sitting).
Honestly I haven't been that healthy at all lately either, I haven't been eating regularly or drinking that much at all and it's starting to take it's toll on me. I'm sorry for gett
Her CatalystAs she walks through the maelstrom, the words trace upon the tips of her fingers and press into the stone. Every brick, every crack in the concrete, every crossed and angular stroke in reds and blacks and oranges. The drips of the gasoline pool around the base of her boots, slosh as she steps over the burst pipes and the rubble.
So much rubble. So little outcry. The silence of the city grates on her eardrums and the mantras she'd been forced to memorize. The Seers demanded they observe thirteen years of recitation before they attempt to weave their first World together.
But who other than the Seers can claim the incantations that knot the skeins they twist and pull on like reins hold fast? When have any of the Sisters recorded the visions they traced upon space-time and recited them, left them open for critique and discussion and debate?
Which is why she walks through the chalky soot of the smashed city around her. This all
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